These are odd little things!

pessimisticloner-asterix:

Patrick, please tell me you have a cell phone. Or at least an MP3.

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Of course I do! And an iPad, and a laptop, and a GPS, though I’ll admit I don’t need the GPS with my… er, skills. 

coraline-kemen asked:
"So, I have some kittens that I don't know what to do with. I heard you're the man to come to."

I’m not a “cat-lady”, dear. I suggest putting an ad out for free kittens though! 

These are odd little things!

evangeline-gracia:

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But real smoke just feels so much better.

Mmm, not really. The only problem I seem to be having is stopping at some point! I keep picking it up since it’s so much more convenient!

New toys and all, I suppose.

These are odd little things!

pessimisticloner-asterix:

You can’t have health reasons….right? 

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Heh, we’ll be there every step of the way, if that’s any comfort.

I can’t, no. But electronics intrigue me so I decided to give it a go!

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These are odd little things!

instantrebeljustaddgreed:

Well I’m simply satisfied with the warm weather. I’ve kind of learned the lesson lately that asking for more rarely pans out, so the weather is good enough. How have you been lately, anyway? It has to have been months since we last had a chat.

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The weather is a fine thing to enjoy! I too find much to appreciate in regards to the weather. 

Oh I’ve been well. Same old boring Patrick. How have you been?

These are odd little things!

instantrebeljustaddgreed:

Well, everything’s a poison these days so there really isn’t much sidelining around it. No point in trying, really, just enjoy what you get while you’re here I suppose. 

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Well I think I’m set with my nicotine and wine. But I see the allure in living life to the fullest, though sometimes it can be more harmful than a cigarette.

These are odd little things!

instantrebeljustaddgreed:

I’m surprised at you. I only smoke on the job, very rarely and I can’t say I even enjoy it much when it comes to it, but we all have our vices. Well, it’s always nice to cut out the carcinogens. 

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Well in my younger years, smoking wasn’t as stigmatized as it is today. But I’m an old man so what do I know?

These are odd little things!

instantrebeljustaddgreed:

Are people really so lazy they can’t even light up a cigarette these days? I didn’t take you for a smoker, Mr. Lameza. 

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Almost a pack a day… recreational of course. And it’s not about laziness or lighting up ones own cigarette. It’s a way to get the nicotine without the odor, the tar, and the cancer apparently. None of it’s been proven, but being rid of the smoke smell is quite nice. Never a pleasant smell, especially when in clings and you bring it back inside!

These are odd little things!

I’ve decided to try these “electronic” cigarettes. Not for health reasons of course, but simply because… well… how fun is it that everything is electronic now?!

But it’s still odd trying to get the hang of it!

dante-orrick:

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No you fucking idiot, it’s a joke. What have you got the brain of a goldfish?

And here we face the biggest joke of all. Your insults thrown at me for something you yourself are guilty of. If you cannot take a joke, Dante, perhaps it’s best not to give them.

Though I do find the hypocrisy of your words and your absolute lack of respect rather funny.

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